What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:18

Octopussy
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.